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Left-Handers die younger

Posted by jas | Posted in Rants | Posted on 04-06-2010

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Again today.

Most of the time it's not that much of an issue as you just adapt. But when it makes life more difficult it really makes me snippy.

So let's start with pens.

Find one with a logo on it. Hold it in your right hand and enjoy the graphic design. Now hold it in your left hand. The design is upside-down. Now get your favourite mug. You know, the one with the wise-ass comment on it. Drink from it. Savour the stimulant and consider the embossed picture. Now swap hands. You can no longer enjoy the logo. 8-(

And it doesn't stop there. Scissors. Even if we exclude the ones that have been formed to fit a right-hand, the blades are reversed for left-handers. Handguns, dangerous if you're on the wrong end and dangerous if you're a leftie – especially with grip forms – and where's the safety? Out of reach. Watches. I wear mine on the right arm. If I want to light the screen at night, I have to pass my hand directly over the screen to do it. Same with winding/setting. Makes it hard when you wear a divers watch, you have gloves on, at night, 20 metres under in a strong swell. I suspect there's nothing sinister (heh heh) about it, but check out where the numercial or data entry pad is on your keyboard. ON THE RIGHT.

Dammit. 

And that nice contoured joystick? RIGHT-handed. My video camera. Must be used with the right hand. All the buttons and the hand strap are on the right. My TV… all the buttons on the right.

A study by Gilbert and Wysocki (1992) surveyed 1,177,507 people and found men are more likely (12.6%) to be left-handed than women (9.9%). So only around 10% of the population are lefthand? Fine, ignore us. But it does appear I'm in good company. Leonardo da Vinci, Newton, Einstein, Michelangelo, Picasso, Bach, Schumann, Beethoven, Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Gandhi, Churchill, Napoleon, Bill Gates and Richard Simmons(!)

But did they have to operate any of the things I have to while their right arm is holding a new born bub? Meh. … and no I'm not going to prove the title of this rant. Google "Cohen".

People will argue the point, but I can tell you now, even if we don't die younger – we do have more accidents thanks to hand fascism.

Well I do anyway.

Relevant Link: http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/link_reference.html

Also – playing with Empire Avenue – and this is what they need to verify my blog ownership! 

EAVB_LIRAKZFXTI


  • Conpolkinghorne
    Left another off your list - Con Polkinghorne lol ..... Good point Mark that I have been pointing out for years....
  • mark
    at least us southpaws use the mouse in the correct hand. Think about it, you're mousing around the screen with your right hand and you need to make notes with your left. you righties try doing that.
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