Took me 10 minutes to compile, but I feel better now.

I still don't understand why people are so invested in this. If two people love each other – what's the problem?

You've seen the them on trucks and utes, now you can have them for your iPhone!

According to Selfridges, nipples are BACK!

Available in a couple of colours and sizes, you can make it look like it's really cold! It's FASHIONABLE.

Don't wait! You can buy your stiff nipples NOW at this link:

http://www.selfridges.com/en/Beauty/Categories/NEW-IN/Nipple-enhancers_481-3001821-BODYPERKS/?ddkey=http:Search&freeText=BODY+PERKS&msg=MSG_SEARCH_ONE_MATCHING_PRODUCT&recentSearchesBean=com.salmon.ec.search.databeans.RecentSearchesBean@10f0059a&shou%20dCachePage=true

Yep – ugly URL but it works.

Let me know how you go.

Who needs round wheels anyway?

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It wasn’t enough for Lars Ulrich from Metallica to want to defenestrate MP3 Music Sharers… now he wants to sue the Canadian band “Unfaith” for using two particular chords.

Not for stealing a melody or a bass line or even for some lyrics… simply for using two particular chords in sequence. Hold that thought. *Two* chords in sequence.

“People are going to get on our case again for this, but try to see it from our point of view just once” stated Metallica’s Lars Ulrich.

Damn right Lars. Your point of view is that your wallet is more important than artistic expression.

Ulrich states that he’s not trying to prevent Unfaith from using the two chords, only that he feels Metallica should be credited for them whenever used, and is calling for 50% of all revenue generated from any song using them.

“It’s nothing personal against them,” he added. “We intend to enforce our rights with any band intending to use Metallica-branded chords in the future.”

I shall be sure to avoid whistling these two notes in future as I’m not sure I’ll remember to let everyone know it’s a “Metallica Chord Progression”

Chances of me purchasing Metallica music prior to this: Slim
Chances of me EVER buying it now?

Press Release: http://www.scoopthis.com

Update: Ok, yeah it was a trick. I fell for it. But it *did* seem plausible to this gullible fool!

Oddly enough, I get 2 or 3 visitors per day to this website who are searching for "bukkake". For the rest of us – let’s find out what bukkake really is. Lifted from kittybukkake.diaryland.com:

"Butsu" is a Japanese verb meaning "to hit", and "kakeru" is a verb meaning "to wear/put on/hang from/stick to/cover/splash on" depending on context. The verb "bukkakeru" means "to splash water on someone’s face". "Bukkake" is a noun form, where the ideograms could be read as "hit-n-splash" or "hit-n-stick" in the porn context. It should be pronounced "bu’kakeh", where the apostrophe indicates a slight pause. To make it a little more obvious, the image should help.

Of course, thanks to the search engines that keep worming their way through this site, mentioning the word again will be enough to get another few hundred spooge-a-philes pay a visit. Sorry folks – there’s no porn on this site. Try googling for goatse man. oBTW: Yes, I’m well aware that the word "bukakke" also appears in the disclaimer at the bottom of this page. I just find it hard to believe that one word can result in so many priapismic onanists moistly clicking their way here.

We got four days until Planet X becomes visible. Then we’ll have CONCLUSIVE PROOF that the Poles are going to swap and set off worldwide cataclysms – massive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and hurricane force winds. Or something.

Link: poleshiftprepare.com