Why don't they ask Tim to play during Carols in the Domain?  He's way more talented than most of the has-beens we normally get served.

A priest asked the Master, “What is fate?”

The Master answered:

“It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.

“It is that which men in formertimes had to bear upon their backs.

“It is that which has caused nations to build byways from City to City upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns have come to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.”

“And that is fate?” said the priest.

“Fate… I thought you said Freight”, responded the Master.

If I say anything, I’ll spoil it.

So go forth with an image of Hank adorning your mantlepiece.

http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv

Once you’re done, check out Eric S. Raymond’s Armed and Dangerous blog where he writes lucidly about the threat of Islamic Jihadism.

It seems like a boring topic – but I suggest you read it. It is truly, truly scary. And not in a fun roller-coaster kind of way.